Vintage Bush

I was at a party the other night and a few people came back to my place for an “after party.” We all got wasted (I didn’t realize how crazy a party it was until the next day when I was cleaning up and found things that I had never seen in real life before). Eventually, the sun started coming up and everyone left. Well almost everyone. There was one girl who stayed (she had liked me for a while), and drunk shenanigans ensued.

She pulled off her dress and tried to seduce me. I wasn’t really that into the make out session that followed (her tongue was a bit like sandpaper), and found it more than a little strange that she was wearing 2 pairs of underwear. Was this a chastity belt? Was it to protect an underwear line? Probably not, because they were both thongs.

I then came to the conclusion that she probably didn’t think the night would end up like it did because I could see her bush poking through both layers of knickers. Is this what girls do? Wear double undies to hide an overgrown hippie garden?

SO HOW WAS LAST NIGHT? All layers of skivvies stayed on to protect me. Then I sent the hairy bush back to the 70s.