“I’m a bad girl”

My mom has been bugging me to go out with a girl that her colleague “J” knows. She lives near me, but I really didn’t trust my mom to set me up. To her credit, she got her friend to send me photos but didn’t send the girl any info about me. She was cute, and to appease my dear mother I went out with her.

We went for dinner and she seemed ok. She was cute, knew a lot about cars but seemed like a party girl. She did get a little ahead of herself, talking about me meeting her parents on our first date, but I ignored it and changed the subject. After dinner we went back to my place to look at some of my travel photos.

3 pictures into my portfolio, and we were making out. Everything was going how it should, and then she stopped for a second and declared, “I have to tell you, I’m a bad girl.” OK – now that’s a little weird, but I figured we were in business. I wasn’t exactly sure what the proper response should be so I just asked, “what do you mean?” She said, “I have criminal charges against me.”

Not the response I was expecting. It turns out, this girl is a boxer and when she caught her ex cheating on her, she beat the shit out of him and the new girl.

I immediately called my mom and told her what happened. Her reply -- “Oh, “J” knew about that." (silence from me) "At least she’s Jewish,” my mom continued. -- Thanks mom, I’m glad you have your priorities straight.

SO HOW WAS LAST NIGHT? The date went to the scorecards and the judges decided by unanimous decision that my mom is no longer allowed to set me up.