I recently went on a few dates with a yoga teacher. Not my yoga teacher, but a different one (strangely, I felt like I was cheating on my yoga teacher even though she’s just my teacher and not someone I’ve dated). Anyway, the first 3 dates went well, we seemed to have good chemistry, had drinks, dinner etc. and things were progressing nicely. On date 4 we went to a yoga class together and this is where everything went wrong for me.
You see, I’ve been doing yoga on and off for about 2 years, and definitely have a long way to progress in my practice but when we went to class, yoga girl (who is a trained yoga teacher) wasn’t that much better than me. I was like really? She should be doing crazy poses that I can’t understand or pronounce, yet she needed to use a wall to do a headstand. Even I can do a headstand in the middle of the room! This was a huge turn off for me considering yoga was the main thing she talked about, and now I've seen that she's only in the minor leagues.
Maybe I’m picky, but I wouldn’t tell a girl that I was a baseball coach just because I supervised run down drills for my brother’s little league team.
SO HOW WAS LAST NIGHT? I didn’t like her downward doggie style
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